Showing posts with label A joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A joke. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2013

Independence Day wishes

15th August 2013

One of my student wished me,with joy, "Happy independence day sir."

my mind retorted,pathetically, "sorry boy i'm married!"

(i did not have independence to say it loud)

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Mock(ed) Interview

It is our habit, as Soft skills Trainers, to conduct Mock Interview sessions to our 'beloved' students. Here follows one such occasion wherein a student thrilled me with his exciting answer.

Me: Tell something about you.

Pat came an excellent answer with his name, academic background, family background, achievements and he ended saying, "my hobbies are playing cricket and listening to music"

Me: What things you can apply to your life as a cricket player?

Pat came an excellent answer with all possible things from team playing, time managing skills, etc.

Me: (much satisfied with his answers) What kind of music you hear?

My Student: Whatever song they play in my hostel before the study hour.

Me: !? (A thunder of laughter from all around his friends)

Friday, July 6, 2007

Bus buzz!

Travelling in our college bus has inspired me to write many stories. Here follows a narration of a small situation or an incident that turned out the whole of the passengers (hope you too) into a roar of laughter.


Bus - In charge: It is been decided by the transport section that all you people should board the bus from tomorrow 5 minutes earlier than the regular timing.

An Anonymous Voice: Okay sir from tomorrow we will cut the last hour so that we could be early to the bus.

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