madhav's chirograph: A small JOKE

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A small JOKE

Recent days I receive many messages from my students (I'm a lecturer) with no names. I got to become 007 and find who they are. Here is a small message, I call it a joke, I received from a student. Hope you enjoy reading it.

My mobile beeped: Did you remember me?

His mobile would have beeped: No. I don't know who you are. Ur English is bad. It is not did you but it is DO YOU REMEMBER me...

FEW SECONDS LATER!!!

My mobile beeped: I am your student sir. You taught me English sir.

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AnonymousFebruary 28, 2007 at 4:19 AM
thts lot true.....
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AnonymousFebruary 28, 2007 at 4:20 AM
thts lot true....
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AnonymousMarch 20, 2007 at 9:22 AM
how so true ur student's reply is!!!!!
hilarious by the way.
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1. Use a glass when brushing your teeth. Every year, billions of liters of fresh water is wasted by simply not using a glass when brushing your teeth.

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10. Tell your friends about this. Spread the word, and together we can make a difference

madhav's chirograph

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A small JOKE

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